| This is a view of the Scottish Highlands. The view was so beautiful that it is hard to put into words. The photograph is pretty, but being there in person was like a fantasy. |


My Night Before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,My Night Before Christmas by *lisalj76
Not a thing was stirring, not even a mouse,
Then down the chimney came Santa and all,
I thought it was a burglar taking a fall,
I jumped out of bed to grab my gun,
I was thinking this was my time to have some fun,
I loaded my bullets and pulled the trigger back,
My gun was aimed at what looked like Santa's nut sack!
Santa starred at me with his big bright eyes,
I said, "Don't move or I'll blow them things from between your thighs!"
Santa's face turned a bright shade of red,
I said, "Don't move or I'll pump your butt full of lead!"
For a minute we stood there and starred,


Give It One More Try When I touch you, I feel ice,Give It One More Try by *lisalj76
No love, nothing nice,
I shiver from the cold,
I should only feel so bold,
As to tell you I love you,
When your lips are deathly blue,
My heart is in much sway,
You can make all this go away,
Warm my senseless mind,
Be warm, be kind,
From my fingers to my toes,
The frost even nips my nose,
Thick as mud,
The ice thickens my blood,
Just give me one more kiss,
To feel the happiness of bliss,
Maybe it will swell,
And burn like hell,
From where I stand,
We should be hand in hand,
Hold me now, let the feelings go,
Let the emotions flow,
Let me in,
Before this all begins again,
The icy cold filli
| This is a view of the Scottish Highlands. The view was so beautiful that it is hard to put into words. The photograph is pretty, but being there in person was like a fantasy. |
